Ho ho hoooooooo!

Well, last night we had our First Annual Snowqueen Christmas Extravaganza. I even made some Commemorative Christmas CDs for everyone (I’m only showing the front cover so the RIAA doesn’t come after me – ya nevah know). Basically, it was our regular Sunday crew gathering to exchange gifts, eat chicken nuggets and watch the Anna Nicole Smith Show. It’s a good thing we had time to let the nuggets settle before watching the ANSS. Man, that episode went from funny to sad and ugly in record time.

But who wants to hear about that? What we all show up for are the presents, right?
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I’m really losing it…

Okay, so I’m listening to the Cookie Monster sing and he gets to a curious part. “A round donut with a bite taken out of it also looks like a C, but it is not as good as a cookie.”

I sat here in stunned silence, my mind a-twitter.
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If I Were a Rich Man…

So I was doing some random web browsing this morning and found something I just had to mention ’cause it’s so amazingly ridiculous.

First off, I’m a big fan of the Mini Cooper, both old and new, and desperately lust after owning the new one. In the meantime, I’m starting up a nice little stockpile of toy Mini Coopers. I was wandering around eBay (I have a boatload of Simpsons too, but still not all of ’em) and discovered there are actually a couple of different versions of a Hot Wheels Mini Cooper that I’ve bought. I have a whole herd of yellow ones, but appraently there are some green ones out there. Plus, there are some green ones in the old Mini style.
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My mind is a blank

Well, not a complete blank, but I can’t quite get anything creative to gel in my mind. Bleagh. Maybe I’ll just start writing random things to get it all broken loose. Well, not here, but over in UltraEdit or something. Then again, this is pretty random and all it seems to be doing is make me think about the fact I can’t think about anything.

Bleagh.

Okay, Les has already topped himself

“For those of you who just tuned in, the Pinedale Shopping Mall has just been bombed with live turkeys. Film at eleven.” – Dr. Johnny Fever

Forgot this one I found over on IMDb:

Les Nessman: You know, if it wasn’t for my sense of humor, I would swear I was losing my mind.

There are just soooo many good quotes, I’ll let you browse by yourself.